The Maid Slapped Me And My Husband Laughed. Three Months Later, Neither Of Them Was Laughing.

Chapter 69: The Pre-IPO Toast

Ivy entered the ballroom like a bride walking into a merger, and everyone understood the metaphor before anyone approved it.

The dress was too grand for an investor reception, too white for a business event, and too expensive for a company under liquidity review.

That was why it worked perfectly.

It turned every eye toward the problem Julian wanted hidden: excess standing beside exposure, smiling under lights while bankers remembered every unpaid line.

Julian crossed the ballroom with the speed of a man walking toward a fire in front of cameras.

What are you wearing? he whispered.

A statement, Ivy said, smiling for three phones at once.

It is a liability.

Then you should have paid for it.

His face changed, but the cameras were close enough to punish honesty.

He offered his arm because refusing would have become the first headline.

Ivy took it because triumph often borrowed stability from men about to fall.

Together they moved toward the stage beneath Built for the Future.

The applause came late, delayed by the time it took expensive people to decide whether clapping was safe.

Not absent, not warm, simply delayed by calculation.

Investors were deciding whether the dress meant confidence, desperation, or a finance team that had lost the ability to say no.

Derek stood beside Rachel from the bank, watching the room do mathematics under champagne.

This is bad, Rachel said softly.

It is worse if the dress is unpaid, Derek replied.

Rachel turned toward him, and he did not elaborate, because he had learned from Serena that silence allowed other people to finish the shape.

Julian began the formal toast at 9:05.

He spoke of resilience, vision, public markets, and the courage required to build through storms.

Ivy stood beside him in unpaid silk, one hand resting lightly on her stomach, smiling as if the room belonged to the photograph.

Clara Wren’s recorder sat on the table closest to the stage.

A market analyst near the front whispered, Is that the same woman from the livestream?

Another replied, The car one?

Serena watched the feed from her flat, the sound low, Martin and Priya beside her.

There he is, Martin said. The self-made founder with the unpaid future Mrs Ashford.

Priya almost smiled, then did not.

Serena watched Julian’s hand tighten around the microphone.

He looked impressive if you knew nothing.

That had always been his strongest market.

At 9:17, Morley’s counsel left the ballroom to take a call.

At 9:21, Northbridge’s adviser did the same.

At 9:24, Rachel from the bank received an internal risk message and looked toward Derek.

The room was still beautiful.

That made the collapse slower and more satisfying for everyone who understood invoices.

At 9:31, Julian finished his toast, throat dry from pretending certainty could survive questions.

To tomorrow, he said again.

This time, applause came thinner.

Then Ivy lifted her glass too high and said, To the life we deserve.

A few cameras caught it, along with Julian’s hand tightening around the stem of his glass and Rachel looking away.

Serena saw Martin immediately save the clip.

At 9:38, the Milan atelier’s London solicitor sent a formal notice to Julian’s inbox.

Payment outstanding. Title retained. Unauthorised extended display may trigger immediate recall.

At 9:39, Merevale requested updated expense disclosure after social media images of the event began circulating.

At 9:40, Derek received both messages and turned pale.

Julian was laughing with an investor when Derek touched his sleeve.

Not now, Julian said through his smile.

Derek leaned closer, low enough to miss the microphone and close enough to kill the performance.

You need to read this before anyone asks about the dress.

The smile on Julian’s face disappeared in less than one second.

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